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http://cactiofficial.tumblr.com/post/96156228447/ive-never-met-cr1tikal-but-i-trust-him cactiofficial

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

http://planturs.tumblr.com/post/94038788465/what-i-planned-to-do-this-summer-paint-and-make planturs

planturs:

what i planned to do this summer

  1. paint and make art
  2. hang out with friends
  3. exercise 

what i actually did

  1. cried
  2. blogged
  3. ruined every friendship i have
Anonymous asked: Well quit being a whiny baby and do something about it. You can't expect to do nothing, then cry over not having friends.

I’ve tried but… I just feel like I’m a nuisance. I don’t know how to start a conversation, and even if the other person does I don’t know how to hold a conversation, or how to keep it entertaining… I’m just a terrible, boring, broken person. I know I shouldn’t complain about not having manu friends when its my fault I can’t keep a friendship up very well, but its still really lonely ya know

I wish I had animal crossing friends again & I could draw our mayors being dumbs and stuff

But alas, I’m an awful, terrible person with problems that a lot of people don’t wanna deal with and I have a very hard time keeping in touch with people

Its like the fandom has cliques and I’ve sorta been pushed out of any I maybe been in over time
http://heisenbee.tumblr.com/post/72168612432/shoutout-to-the-cyclommatus-stag-for-not-being-as heisenbee

one2dthree:

shoutout to the cyclommatus stag for not being as much of a pissbaby as the other beetles

natenope asked: Dude if you need to test out that headset still you should lay down some sick beats. =3=

thereeee yaa go

hey chicka bum bum cover
govinafree / rainybrewster
20 plays

this is so awful but yolo i guess? This is the song i did btw because fuck making my own rap

Clyde the orangutan
govinafree / rainybrewster
12 plays
Please Read this with the new headset, was too long for askbox

Okay, this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I’m not talking a little monkey or some dancing chimp bullshit, I mean a fucking orangutan. Don’t ask me how you’re gonna get a fucking orangutan, because that’s not my problem.

So the orangutan’s name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are named Clyde. I don’t know why that is, it’s just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You’re seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty, you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. “Did you know the guy with the orangutan?”, “You used to date the guy with the orangutan?”, “Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?”. Next thing you know she’s calling.

"I’m hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?"

"Geez, I dunno; me and Clyde were going to go to monster truck race tonight (orangutans love monster trucks). In fact, the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I’ll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in. Oh well, you know my number so don’t be a stra— Hey, look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde’s making Mojitoes."

At this point, the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it’s your life. But if you’re a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You’re IM-ing. You’re talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You’re one big Brady Bunch.

http://the-poe-catcher.tumblr.com/post/96105651334/okay-nintendo-but-consider-this-i-dont-have the-poe-catcher

the-poe-catcher:

okay Nintendo but consider this: i don’t have money

Sis bought me a new headset that’s multiplatform, and i wanna test out the quality
send me things to say or read uwu?
anything is fine

Sis bought me a new headset that’s multiplatform, and i wanna test out the quality

send me things to say or read uwu?

anything is fine

darknesswithin101 asked: ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ - we don’t talk but hi~

hiyo!

Lolol I look super fucking dramatic
#myface #twugly

Lolol I look super fucking dramatic
#myface #twugly

I’m laughing so hard because of the way this emoji looks on my phone e

I’m laughing so hard because of the way this emoji looks on my phone e

mayor-peaches asked: ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ

heyo! ( ´ ᄌ ` )ノ

http://awkwardimbecile.tumblr.com/post/91404219609/so-as-im-playing-hatoful-boyfriend-these-pigeons awkwardimbecile

awkwardimbecile:

so as im playing hatoful boyfriend, these pigeons are just ???

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dang what a cutie

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a cute teacher too??? ok

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bUT THEN THEY PROGRESSIVELY GROW CUTER??

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LIKE JFC LOOK AT HIM

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THIS GUY THO, OMG, HIS GLASSESSSSS— HE DON’T KNOW IT YET, BUT THATS HUSBANDO RIGHT THERE

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HE’S HUSBANDO #2 LIKE KILL ME NOW OH GOD

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AND THEN THERES THIS HOT FUCKER

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