Please Read this with the new headset, was too long for askbox
Okay, this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I’m not talking a little monkey or some dancing chimp bullshit, I mean a fucking orangutan. Don’t ask me how you’re gonna get a fucking orangutan, because that’s not my problem.
So the orangutan’s name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are named Clyde. I don’t know why that is, it’s just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You’re seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty, you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. “Did you know the guy with the orangutan?”, “You used to date the guy with the orangutan?”, “Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?”. Next thing you know she’s calling.
"I’m hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?"
"Geez, I dunno; me and Clyde were going to go to monster truck race tonight (orangutans love monster trucks). In fact, the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I’ll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in. Oh well, you know my number so don’t be a stra— Hey, look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde’s making Mojitoes."
At this point, the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it’s your life. But if you’re a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You’re IM-ing. You’re talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You’re one big Brady Bunch.
Getting complimented is nearly as bad as getting insulted, for me.I feel like the complimenter is taking pity on me, and trying to say something nice to make me feel good, and themselfes because they “told someone they were pretty”. And I know i know i knowwww there proabably aren’t that many people who do that but??? my brain is really stupid and unless i trust you 1000000% chances are when you tel me my hair looks good or my cosplay is nice, I’m probabbbbbly going to doubt you, even just a tiny bit. And that leads to me mistrusting you so im really sorry if ive let any friendships die because of this;;; im a shitty person and a horrible friend
I was telling my dad about how one of my friends was mad and when he asked why I told him that his dad’s boyfriend had done something to piss him off and when i said “dad’s boyfriend” he shook his head and said “I’m glad my parents weren’t gay.” I got mad and asked him “why, what’s wrong with gay”, and all he responded was “I just couldn’t see it”
I got so mad. I told him that just because he couldn’t see it didn’t mean there was anything wrong with it and he just shook his head again and shut up
im so tired of him being so shitty about that kind of stuff i mean for fucks sake i don’t care how you were raised it doesn’t mean you get a free card to be a homophobic asshole
as you may or may not have known, this guy and @ScrewPain were the guys responsible for swatting the creatures. this caused a shut down of schools, leak of personal information and innocent people almost got hurt because of it.
in this time, i’ve kept an eye on spiky’s twitter and he’s swatted several innocent streamers [he posts proof and gloats about it] and plans to keep doing it. he and pain both think they’re invincible and it needs to stop.
pain said he’s going to pax and im seriously worried he’ll swat that place too, so i just want to post a warning to everyone.
i know that he is 100% serious who knows what other youtuber or innocent streamer they’ll do it to next.
EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE ROOSTERTEETH, SPREAD THE WORD. PEOPLE CAN BE HURT OR KILLED BECAUSE OF THIS.
ATTENTION ALL CONFUSED PEOPLE
Swatting: A new trend where a Twitch player or Livestreamer is targeted and reported to the police for being a threat. The intention is to watch the Livestreamer or Twitch player be arrested live on camera.
If you see anyone bragging that they are the culprits behind a ‘swatting’, report them immediately. Especially to the authorities.
ROOSTER TEETH HAS BEEN INFORMED THAT A THREAT HAS BEEN MADE. THEY HAVE TAKEN PRECAUTIONS. DO NOT CONTACT ROOSTER TEETH ABOUT THIS. THEY KNOW.
Please spread THIS version around so people are further informed.